OH NO YOU DIDN'T!!!

Okay, so here's the deelio.

The other day, I was minding my own business, when a guy comes up to me and is like,

"oh man, could you help me out? Someone just broke into my car, and jacked all my stuff. including ID, and my debit cards and stuff. I have this check for like 250 dollars I needed to cash out today, but I got no ID now. Can you go with me to a bank and help me get this cashed?"

"How would I do this?" (me talking)

"well, I was thinking we could use your ID and stuff."

"uhh, I don't have a bank account."

"you don't?"

"Nopers."

"oh well never mind then. Say, do you know a place where I can get this cashed without giving any information??"

"uhh no."

"oh, well thanks anyway."

"anytime." (smile, walk away.)





your trying to use my ID and account to cash YOUR check? and get YOUR money??
and now your trying to cash a check without telling anyone anything?!?

"Oh hi, I uhh need this cashed."
"sure, can I see your id?"
"Uhh, I don't have it."
"What? we can't cash this for you. I'm sorry."
"really? I thought I could just hand you a check and you'd just give me money."



Epic fail.

I'll bring the fire

Everyone always says, if you put your mind to it, you can achieve it. Does this apply to everything and anything? Because, pretty sure when I was 11, I tried to fly in my backyard. I 100% believed I would soar over our town, and I fell on my face. So, is there a limit to this?

Well obviously. But I think it's applying to potential. Not physical capabilities. because trust me, I SERIOUSLY thought I would fly. or shoot fire out of my hands. (Yeah, that didn't work either). Oh, don't sit there and read this and act like you didn't try it too. Because I know you did.

But anyway, you can achieve anything in your imagination. you can go to college and get your masters, you can go work for whoever you want, you can live however you want, and you can even join the circus if you want to! It's your choice. But uhh, just remember this.




You will never be able to fly. =(